THURSDAY
7o’clock in the morning
Dear Diary
God I ‘m starving, I can’t believe that it’s still dark. Do people really get out of bed this early? Anyway, I can’t stay in bed any longer; I’ll nap during the day.
10 minutes past 7 o’clock
Dear Diary,
Just had breakfast. I have often thrown out worse. Seriously!!!
8 o’clock
Dear Diary,
Just started my exercise plan for the day. It’s going great, up to 4 minutes.
3 o’clock in the afternoon
Dear Diary,
Just woke up, still in my pyjamas, can’t believe that I slept for over 5 hours. That’s what I get for waking up early. I’ve only myself to blame.
4 o’clock
Dear Diary,
For God’s Sake who invented these ingredients? 2 ounces of this, 4 fluid ounces of that and in the end after an hour’s work you get a plate full of muck. Horse meat would be tastier than this even if I did know it was in the packet.
8 o’clock
Dear Diary,
Just turned on the second episode of Operation Transformation. They make it look so easy. Try eating it. I’ll bet that panel aren’t. |